you know what im gonna buy some toe socks fuck it
Finders keepers. I find myself very touched by these two. I went ahead and gathered a little compilation of them. Digital art done by Chiara Bautista.
Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.
Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published
okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera
1. Elephant Hawk-Moth
2. Hummingbird Hawk-Moth
3. Olender Hawk-Moth
4. Poplar Hawk-Moth
5. Silver-Striped Hawk-Moth
6. Lime Hawk-Moth
7. Privet Hawk-Moth
8. Five Spotted Hawk-Moth
9. Deaths-Head Hawk-Moth
This is an illustration I did for the August 2014 issue of Popular Science Magazine. The assignment was to show a scifi take on human aging in the future. I wanted to do something relatively positive, so I drew a lady whose life has been been prolonged through cybernetic enhancements and augmentation, so she gets to spend time with her great-great-great-great grandchildren.
Thanks to AD Michelle Mruk!
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS
More like the south and egg salad
I really like it! It doesn’t bend inward around the stomach as I would like but everything else about it is great. The hands don’t articulate but the joint system for the hands is easy enough for me to model out new hands and 3d print them if I need be.
The tiny skulls are from Anatomy Tools!
I WANT UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.
what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit
1. stealing lobsters
2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand
I love everything about this
how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg
SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD